that time....

This post is better suited for my lady friends....sorry guys, but you wouldn't really understand. :-)

My uterus is throwing a temper tantrum today. He is literally kicking, screaming and cursing at me. (For some reason I think of my uterus as a "he." Is that weird?). Anyway, he is not happy and likes to cause me LOTS and LOTS of pain in the form of C-r-A-m-P-s! He puts up a good fight, even against ibuprofen and mr. heating pad. I think he is just upset because he too really wants a baby, so anytime he realizes that there is not a little baby growing inside of him, he gets really upset and takes it out on me. It's not really fair sometimes. Hopefully he will be in a better mood tomorrow.

Oh, the joys of womanhood! Any tips on how to get my uterus to be a little more friendly?