Bank Teller: Hi, how has your week been going?
Curtis: Not good, actually.
Bank Teller: Oh, I'm sorry. Hopefully the weekend will be good for you.
Curtis: Yeah, our pet snake just died.
Me: [caught a bit off guard...trying not to blow his cover]
Bank Teller: [gasp]. Ooohhh, I'm sorry. That is so sad.
Curtis: Yeah, it's pretty sad. He was a good pet.
Me: [Trying my very, very best not to laugh]
Bank Teller: How did it die?
Curtis: Just old age, I guess.
Me: [Holding my head down and doing my very best to keep it together]
Curtis: [sees me laughing and laughs through his nose...you know that kind of laugh that comes out your nose when you are trying your best not to laugh]
Me: [walking away, I just can't do it anymore...my eyes are watering]
Curtis: [trying to cover up his laugh] Well, it's okay, we are actually going out to dinner, so that will help things a little bit.
Bank Teller: [just as sweet as can be] Well, it's always sad to lose a pet. I hope things get better.
Curtis: Well, thanks. See ya later.
Man, Curtis is on a roll this week, isn't he? I think it must be all this studying for the bar nonsense.
3 comments:
Oh my heck! How do your live with this guy? He is hilarious! Thanks for sharing the stories with such great detail. It actually made me laugh out loud...which I don't do!
That is sooo funny! I could never do anything like that...first I would never think to do it, and second I couldn't keep a straight face! It is never boring with Curtis around! Thanks for sharing!
I don't know how you keep a straight face with these things...I couldn't do it. I love that you tell these stories, they are so funny. Only a couple more weeks...you guys have almost made it. Tell Curtis good luck!!
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